zeldathemes

a wishlist i guess

im alysha. im 20. wish I was black like my dad instead of a lightskint ho.

a little kid just hugged me and said “I hug everyone who helps me” bye I want a baby now

omg so yesterday a guy was yelling at me because we didn’t have the movie time he wanted (because he looked at the wrong theater’s times) so I explained like hey it happens a lot people get our theater and this others ones times mixed up because they’re right under each other online and he pulls out his phone to try and prove me wrong and goes to our theater’s times and I was right and he starts screaming at me saying I changed it on purpose and he knew the right times I was like “…..okay” -cue that gif of waka flocka rolling his eyes-

what is it with old ladies and mustaches? I’ve seen 4 old ladies in a row with thick mustaches

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech
A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.
Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.
http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.


…….okay but they already had his name in the original post I don’t understand like they literally said his name in the post

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech

A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.

Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

…….okay but they already had his name in the original post I don’t understand like they literally said his name in the post

smartgirlsattheparty:

ivoryathena:

Badass women of the future:

  1. Malavath Poorna, the youngest person ever to reach Mount Everest’s summit at the age of 13 years, 11 months
  2. Ann Makosinksi, Canadian inventor of a flashlight powered strictly by body heat at age 16

  3. Mo’Ne Davis, first girl to throw a Little League World Series shutout in history, with fastballs reaching speeds of up to 70mph, at age 13

  4. Alia Sabur, youngest university professor in the world, appointed to Konkuk University in South Korea at age 18

  5. Asia Newson, owning and operating a candle sales business alongside her father, is Detroit’s youngest entrepreneur at age 10

Love these Smart Girls! 

  #:)  

shitpant2:

This helps w/ anxiety I swear

  #video    #animal crossing  

mikky ekkos voice makes me so happy

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
this is it this is the real me

this is it this is the real me

I rewrote a shitty post I just saw to reflect reality

iPhone User: I upgrade my phone every six months because I'm a tool
Android User: I rooted my phone so I could install a peripheral so I could literally fuck my phone I love it so much
Blackberry User: Ah, hello emperor I bring news from the peasant communities... we're so hungry... please stop burning our crops
NGage User: *happily married, great job and life*
  #baby    #groot    #I really love this scene  

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

image

  #still    #fave    #best  

kairu321:

Dad and son

  #httyd    #:(  

offsetshawty:

liae 

  #looks